Inflation

I’m tired of living in the shadow of the Half-Dollar! I am valuable; I’ll show that worthless half dollar who the real boss is. Nobody serves the “Bills” like I do! But do I get credit? NO!

All I hear is Kennedy Half this and Kennedy Half that, well that’s it! I’m through serving the Bills and I’m through being worth only half of a half! Today everything will change.

Today I will be the new ruler; the nickels and pennies and dimes will bow to ME! I will take over the world. I will spend my days increasing my value and decreasing the value of the Bills. I will call my master plan… INFLATION!

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