Let us hearken back to the days of yester-year . . . you know when Ronald McDonald was cool . . . and Grimace was even cooler, but the coolest of all was the Hamburglar. When I was a wee lad, I went to a McDonald’s grand opening where Ronald …
Quiet folks . . . if you listen carefully, you can overhear the patter in the next room over . . . it’s The Little Magician Who Could. Shh . .. I hear him: <muffled noises> . . . <something sort of intelligible> . . . <audible patter>: . . …
I just flew in from New York, and boy are my arms tired . . . but seriously folks . . . Yeah . . . seriously folks. You’ve got to STOP with the hackneyed one liners and gags. And what’s with all the magicians out there saying, “Do me …