The Saga

Synchronicity

Like a tuning fork and a pitch pipe, we are in sync . . . well, maybe the backstreet boys. Wow, did I say that out loud!? The New Kids Got Run Over By a Reindeer. Look, I don’t know what I’m talking about any more than you do. All …

Safe Key Ping

Ping . . . Ping . . . Ping . . . What is that noise!? Why is my head cold? I should be wearing a hat right now, but somehow I’ve been placed inside of this box . . . for safe . . . key . . . …

Tarot Below Zero

Have you looked at those things!? They claim to come from some alternate dimension . . . the E-Verse or something like that. A place where the magicians are supposedly better and more hip. Though I knew something was wrong when I saw the first performance by some guy who …