Tarot Below Zero

Have you looked at those things!? They claim to come from some alternate dimension . . . the E-Verse or something like that. A place where the magicians are supposedly better and more hip. Though I knew something was wrong when I saw the first performance by some guy who stood there emotionless, expressionless and just kept saying, “watch this.” Then suddenly people nearby started screaming and wetting their pants while shouting profanities. It was very odd, and artificial. I knew then that something was wrong.

Turns out I was, of course, right. These demon-backs, and circus-backs and banana-backs and whatever else from the so called universe 11 or e-verse, or whatever, are nothing but imposters from the evil land of Hoyletown. I finally discovered these wolves in sheep’s clothing. They’re evil imposters. They were attempting to infiltrate our humble, yet honest, abode, Bicycle Village. However, lucky for us we’ve employed a series of security measures, measures which ultimately lead to the debunking of the phony e-verse. Lady Justice, The Magician, The Empress and a handful of others (The Hierophant and Temperance) have all been taking an interest in our village. They’ve offered heavy duty protection and the odd thing . . . they pay us for the protection.

So our cost for the Tarot gang is negative . . . they’ve become known as the Tarot Below Zero. Kinda gives you a chill . . . a Spectral Chill!